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3/8/2014	I say I love you and Still you think that you are Unloveable, believing I'm Just nice. h. #cinquain #micropoetry
3/7/2014					I ask what's that smell? My son says I farted with mud. h. #FridayFartPoem #kellylune #micropoetry
3/7/2014	Clinomania Overwhelms When blankets are soft. h.  #kellylune #micropoetry
3/7/2014	My children sleep As I repeat this prayer Make me better h. #collumlune #micropoetry
3/5/2014	For Lent I give up self-condemnation. Being a dick to myself Does not make me a A better person. It just makes me A dick. h. #micropoetry
3/1/2014	An odd Chemical quirk Chooses this moment to Fire-misinforming that there's Danger. h. #cinquain #micropoetry
3/1/2014	My body Braced for a fight That is not impending Preparing rather than letting Me sleep. h. #cinquain #micropoetry
3/1/2014	My brain Flooding itself Rogue neurotransmitters Stoking my anxiety's fire Thinking. h. #cinquain #micropoetry
2/28/2014	Recovering from a stomach bug My children sleep on me. I fart on them. h. #FridayFartPoem
2/26/2014	the disconnect between me and everyone else is sadly depression sized. h. #collumlune #micropoetry
2/26/2014	my conversational constipation wanting to talk to someone nothing to say. h. #collumlune #micropoetry
2/26/2014	Swirling Dizzy downward Creeping on Depression My mood falling faint, crashing down Swirling. h. #cinquain #micropoetry
2/25/2014	Worried About what kind Of crazy I might be I get overwhelmed by the kind I am. h. #cinquain #micropoetry
2/21/2014	My kids Winning the gold In the vomit Olympics For synchronized Puking h. #micropoetry
2/21/2014	A small rumble Harbinger of ill times Flatulence, then Little kids spewing for distance I hate viruses h. #FridayFartPoem
2/14/2014	I should teach them better Than to laugh at fart jokes Maybe after I finish laughing... h. #FridayFartPoem
2/11/2014	redamancy a dog's eyes hold her infinite love which nourishes my heart. h #CollumLune for my Emma and all of the wonderful dogs who've gone
2/7/2014	dark night small little boy asleep in mother's arms barking spiders do not wake him my son h. #FridayFartPoem #cinquain
2/7/2014	the electric touch of his fingertips shimmies a shock down my spine setting a fire at the base opening me to the electric of his touch. h.
1/17/2014	My secret ingredient? For beans, a little bluing. Farta Blue Streak. h. #FridayFartPoem #CollumLune (sorta)
1/17/2014	What am I smelling? What are you smelling, sweetie? I don't know, it smells Like stinky morning breath or Maybe it is a skunk poop. h. #Eli
12/22/2013	binging watching t.v. reading and sharing blogs waiting my for my next writing purge binging. h. #Cinquain #micropoetry

2013-12-13	As I Snuggle next to You against the cold night I ask just one thing, please don't fart On me. h. #FridayFartPoem #Cinquain
2013-12-05	you are the only one who ever really sees me and sometimes even you can't see me. h. #cinquain #micropoetry
2013-11-22	I think I am probably supposed to write something prettier than #FridayFartPoems with #CollumLunes.
2013-11-22	poop or poot? the terrifying car game invented by my kids h. #FridayFartPoem #CollumLune
2013-11-22	what's that smell from the backseat, don't worry mommy, I farted h. #FridayFartPoem #CollumLune
2013-11-22	The joy of housekeeping My house is so filthy if it were a movie it would be a porno. h.   #micropoetry
2013-11-15	Quiet warm darkness silence like a quilt small drowsy boy fights sleep a sound trumpeting teeth shine Mommy I pooted.  #FridayFartPoem
2013-11-10	I love how one sentence can be a poem. #microstitch

2013-11-09	still silent night-dark a warm bark under the sheets little kids giggle #senryu #FridayFartPoem
2013-10-30	As the fingers wrapped around her ankle, she realized the blanket over head  had never protected her. #PDHorror
2013-10-29	She looked at the bodies that were once her family...she was serious when she said no more drinking directly from the milk carton. #PDHorror  also posted to Reddit DarkTales under the title "Mama's Had a Bad Day"
2013-10-29	He thought that when she told him, in an intimate moment, that she could eat him up that she was just being euphemistic...#PDHorror
2013-10-29	She marveled at the feel of his skin. It always cooled down so fast once it was removed.  #PDHorror
2013-10-26	She did  Not realize when he slid the wedding Ring on her finger, she lost her Sexy. h. #cinquain #micropoetry
2013-10-26	In the End, he never Touched her making her ripe Fruit waiting for someone to come Pluck her. h. #cinquain #micropoetry
2013-10-25	nature's sense of humor through the curves of animals manipulate gas. h. #haikuwordgame #Fridayfartpoem
2013-10-25	Down on Earth is heard thunder rattling the sky Zeus' "pull my finger." h. #haikuchallenge #haiku #Fridayfartpoem
2013-10-25	He was self-conscious already about his love-making skills. He lost  all confidence when she used the #cummock. #altwic
2013-10-25	I want  To hear the want In your voice, feel it in your touch, passing heat instead of Pleasantries. h. #Sortofcinquain #micropoetry
2013-10-19	"Me time" Now means sleeping and not being the one Also responsible for my Children. h. #cinquain
2013-10-19	My life needs a movie montage.  #microstitch
2013-10-19	Gently wafting scent Burns my nose, chokes me Silent but deadly. h. #FridayFartPoem  #collumlune
2013-10-14	Like a collectable He placed her on a shelf Ignores her humanity. h. #micropoetry
2013-10-12	I wasn't the girl concerned about Getting a boy. I was the girl Who worried about farting loudly during a test. h. #FridayFartPoem
2013-10-12	He leaned into her Breaths on her neck You are the song my soul sings She leans into him & lets her stomach talk for her. h. #FridayFartPoem
2013-10-10	Compulsively~ posting in the early morning~ emotional bulimia~ feeling anonymous~ exhausted by truths~ I'll denyin daylight~ buried in bon mots.  h
2013-10-10	My baby~ barely even a morning~ coffee meditation~ gone 3 days after~ my body alerted me to your presence~ waking my thoughts~ 7 yrs later.  h.
2013-10-10	Less often ~ overwhelmed ~ by why ~ or the emptiness that set in ~ when my body flushed you out.  h.  #micropoetry
2013-10-10	Listening to them sleep ~ I think of the first ~  only around for six weeks ~ I wish I could have met her.  h. #micropoetry
2013-10-08	Every Day I live with Irreproachable as My goal-no wonder I'm always So tired. h. #artwiculate #cinquain
2013-10-08	Reginald knew that she hated vampires, but now he was just dust off the horns of her pet yakow- a natural vampire predator. #altwic
2013-10-08	Riding ~ a rising high tide~  anger again controls my depression ~  leaving me treading choppy seas~  of fire.  h.  #micropoetry
2013-10-02	Signs your depression may be lifting:  Your husband says  "You've looked really pretty lately."  You say  "Thanks, I'm taking baths again."
2013-10-01	Is steak an anti-depressant? Can we say it is? I really want a steak.
2013-10-01	Millions ran across boarders wearing rainbow shirts&screaming for  entitlements. He woke in a cold sweat no longer a fan of the shutdown. h.
2013-10-01	He was beneath her balcony."We will live forever in a moment for we are the ones  who truly feel."She smiled. He wasnot getting laid now. h.
2013-10-01	I just saw a Twitter notice that Michael now follows Gary Scott and now I really  want to watch old episodes of "The Office."
2013-09-30	I want a phone cover that looks like a badge, so that when I take a selfie in the  mirror, it will look that much cooler.
2013-09-27	My own ~  nature, rude and ~  unreciprocating~ makes me a thoughtless Twitteter~  naughty.  h.  #cinquain
2013-09-27	Wrapped in your smile~  echoing in your laugh ~  my complete joy ~  to be your friend ~  all these years later.   h.  #HappyBirthdayHyunJu
2013-09-27	New job~ lingerie sales~ I'm told, "work in the robes~ if you have gas." helpful first day~ work tips. h.  #cinquain  #FridayFartPoem   #truestory
2013-09-27	A distant rumbling ~  the oncoming storm ~ a satisfying release.  h.   #FridayFartPoem
2013-09-26	My son just ran into the room and said "Hello Stinky Butt!" I think that  this it's a boy thing he got from his dad.
2013-09-26	You jump ~  when I touch you ~  like an electric shock~  that mocks the heat that our touches~  once held.  h.  #cinquain  #micropoetry
2013-09-26	My son is running around the backyard in his underwear and singing  into a M&M fan. This is why I grew up.
2013-09-25	Glowing smooth pearls ~ a whole life beating beneath ~  infinite and tiny.  h.  #collumlune  #micropoetry
2013-09-25	So much contained~  in a tiny sleeping body ~ my miracle child.  h.   #collumlune  #micropoetry
2013-09-24	Toys fly ~  flung from three year old fury ~  and still, he doesn't get ~ a purple ice pop.  h.  #teenytinystory
2013-09-24	He steals her madness~  useful as poetry fodder ~  her pain is read as~  his genius.  h.  #teenytinystory
2013-09-22	Lying ~  obfuscating~  hiding a truth behind ~  grandiloquence and flowers, you ~  coward.  h.  #cinquain #micropoetry
2013-09-22	Swirling ~  the dizzy dance ~  the damned dark descent down ~ no escaping, no light, only ~  falling.  #cinquain  #micropoetry
2013-09-22	Seriously y'all, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll   center of a Tootsie Pop?  #TheBigQuestions #DontSayThree
2013-09-22	@SalomeWilde I like that. Could also be greater than lasagna, oh yeah.  Wait, now I'm afraid that the gods will strike me down for hubris.
2013-09-18	I ordered motivation, direction, a sense of purpose, a talent, & a medium Pepsi.  They gave me a large Pepsi for the medium price. h.
2013-09-18	You can be in so ~  much trouble~  and the world goes on.  h.  #kellylune   #micropoetry
2013-09-17	I'm all a'welter over the misoneism qualities and a warm balsamic feeling.   #altwic #artwiculate #lqw  #bluffyourwaythroughawinereview
2013-09-17	It had a Smurfy quality that permeates the Smurf leaving a Smurf-ant   residual Smurf.   #BluffYourWayThroughAWineReview #Smurf
2013-09-17	My sweet babies~ are happy reminders~ that Major Depression wasn't enough~ I obviously wanted postpartum on top of it.  #BadMommy  #micropoetry
2013-09-17	Unemployment sucks ~  donkey balls ~  hey, are you hiring?  #kellylune  #SeriouslyYallINeedAJob
2013-09-17	The scent of failure ~  lingers on ~  and fuels hopelessness.  #kellylune  #micropoetry
2013-09-17	Female condoms deserve much love as an alternative for the rubber glove WomenHaveMoreSay InAllTheirSexPlay It must be a gift from above
2013-09-16	The racist comments about Miss America is messing with my frustration  with the sexism of the contest. Y'all are ruining Female Condom Day!
2013-09-16	When I'm miserable~ I stalk you on Facebook~ wishing you let strangers see more~ unsure if I wish you were happy or miserable. h.
2013-09-14	All the tweeting I did yesterday really took a toll on my  Words With Friends performance.
2013-09-14	Friday the 13th~ almost four years ago~ I sang Rehab~ while they cut me open~ then lifted my angry boy up so I could see him for the 1st time  h.
2013-09-14	Blue blood smudged everywhere. Evil Mothersmurfer Smurf  realized he'd been a bad Smurf.  #13wordhorror @UnderTheJuniper  #imdonenow
2013-09-14	A blood red eye looked back at me from the dark rearview mirror.  #13wordhorror @UnderTheJuniper  #ICantStopMyself
2013-09-14	He was completely still, his breath, inaudible; still it heard his blood circulate.    #13wordhorror @UnderTheJuniper
2013-09-14	His blood, becoming sentient and hungry began to slowly eat him from inside.  #13wordhorror @UnderTheJuniper
2013-09-13	Three days-no water.  She unwrapped the bloody bandage.  She was so thirsty.  #13wordhorror @UnderTheJuniper
2013-09-13	The blood on the snow looked like strawberry puree. She did good work.    #13wordhorror @UnderTheJuniper
2013-09-13	As my hand sunk deeper, I tasted my own fear like hot blood.   #13wordhorror @UnderTheJuniper
2013-09-13	Looking at it, my blood froze. How could it have so many teeth?    #13wordhorror @UnderTheJuniper
2013-09-13	Not this one ~  but another Friday the 13th~ I met Eli. h.  #collumlune  #BestFridayThe13thEver
2013-09-13	I lie here~  overfull of gas and tight ~  with unspoken words.  h.   #FridayFartPoem  #collumlune
2013-09-13	Small feet running ~  Mommy, I farted! But why ~  wake me up.  h.  #FridayFartPoem  #collumlune
2013-09-13	The miraculous beauty ~  the musical wonder that is ~  the human body.  h.  #FridayFartPoem  #collumlune
2013-09-13	Did you poot?~  No Mommy, I didn't poot ~ I just farted.  h.  #FridayFartPoem  #collumlune  #BasedOnATrueStory
2013-09-13	a successful life: if i have helped one person- i lived. h. #collumlune #micropoetry  (11/10/13 disclaimer: I was reading some Emily Dickinson  and saw that she wrote something very similar  and I am 75% sure that I had never read it before  I wrote this lune. I prefer to believe that, yes, I do  think like a poetic genius.)
2013-09-13	how much happier would we all be by criticizing less frequently. h. #collumlune #micropoetry
2013-09-13	My last tweet has removed all meaning from the word follow... followfollowfollowfollowfollowfollowfollowfollowfollowfollowfollowfollowfollowf
2013-09-13	Does Twitter just sometimes unfollow you from someone you're following?  I start missing some of my favorites, and realize I have to refollow
2013-09-12	thank you for your service & sacrifice overseas. wait that's your wife but you're a girl fuck that h. #NotAllALNationalGuardMembersAreEqual
2013-09-12	treat me like any other mom, i don't expect you're psychic  h. #collumlune #micropoetry
2013-09-12	treat her like any other little kid, I'll help with challenges. h. #collumlune #micropoetry
2013-09-12	she looks just like everybody else and sometimes i forget too. h. #collumlune #micropoetry
2013-09-12	you can say i don't know what to say i don't either. h. #collumlune #micropoetry
2013-09-12	the conversation stops i know you are searching it's okay, really h. #collumlune #micropoetry
2013-09-12	that moment when you realize that she's different that long pause. h. #collumlune
2013-09-12	I'm eating butter pecan ice cream for breakfast!  #MyLifeIsSoMuchBetterThanYours
2013-09-12	I want to keep hashtagging, but then I won't have  any room for dessert. Goodnight Twitter!
2013-09-11	Dark, cold house~  quiet except one unexpected scrape ~  awake now, scared.  h.  collumlune  #micropoetry
2013-09-11	Judy Blume convinced ~  me that periods were great ~  she fucking lied.  h.   #collumlune  #micropoetry
2013-09-10	A soul shattered ~ a million cutting shards waiting ~  for an exit.  h.  #collumlune  #micropoetry
2013-09-10	Alone in emptiness ~  unable to save myself, knowing ~ nobody else will.  h.  #collumlune  #micropoetry
2013-09-10	When I was a teenager, I had a 1977 Monaco.  It could do 0 to 30 in five minutes flat.  #TrueStory
2013-09-08	I was eleven ~  when I found out that ~ I was alone.  h.  #collumlune  #micropoetry
2013-09-07	An infinite universe ~  can still make me feel ~  like I matter.  h.  #collumlune #MicroPoetry
2013-09-07	Often I worry that I'm a bad mom, and then Eli plays "Exterminate!" Yep, Good Mom. h. #cinquain #MicroPoetry #NeverTooYoungToBeADrWhoFan the next three poems are my half of a poetry exchange with @AndreaThepoet You can check out her blog here Lines on a Page
2013-09-07	@AndreaThepoet  so tired and ~  still wishing the words would ~ fix it soon. h.
2013-09-07	@AndreaThepoet    the quick pun ~  the clever joke, too often ~  masks the truth. h.
2013-09-07	A lonely word ~  lost, echoes in my frustration ~  where are you?    #collumlune  #micropoetry
2013-09-07	I felt accomplished as a mom when my four and two year olds laughed and made their first fart jokes. h. #cinquain #FridayFartPoem
2013-09-07	Beans, beans the rootie-toot fruit. The more you eat the more you poot!  #Fridayfartpoem #MyMomTaughtmeThatOne
2013-09-05	Waiting~  anxiety ~ the carnivorous worm~  consuming, hollowing me out ~  waiting.  h.  #cinquain  #micropoetry  #anxietysucks
2013-09-05	It felt ~  like her soul had ~  resigned packed up and moved away ~  without leaving a forwarding ~  address.  h.  #cinquain  #micropoetry
2013-09-04	Worried ~  my poetry ~  is just emotional ~  vomit waiting for saw dust to ~  clean up.  h.  #cinquain #micropoetry #watchout
2013-09-04	Just received on my phone from Twitter, "Some Asshole followed you"  #BestNotificationEver @assholeofday
2013-09-03	Sometimes~ I like the startled look that's on your face~ when I answer "how are you"~ with the truth instead of~ "I'm fine".  h.  #MicroPoetry
2013-09-02	Disappointment set in ~  when I realized E.L.O. sang~  gross not Bruce.  h.  #collumlune    #micropoetry    #dontbringmedown
2013-09-01	Go Diana go ~  each stroke takes you closer~  swim safely tonight.  h.    #collumlune  #micropoetry    @diananyad
2013-09-01	Do you want to see? Yeah I do! Bye Melanoma. h. #kellylune #MicroPoetry #10yearsmelanomafree
2013-08-31	Infinite falling crying tears now neverending. h. #kellylune #micropoetry
2013-08-31	When did Evolved mean It's okay to wage war Instead of showing compassion mercy? h. #cinquain
2013-08-31	The word Depression is The clinical term for The study of your own navel Lint. h. almost a #cinquain #micropoetry #boodepression
2013-08-31	overwhelming rage eats at her burning at the core. h. #kellylune #micropoetry
2013-08-31	infidelity as plot point doesn't reflect truth. h. #kellylune #micropoetry
2013-08-31	I am tired she said as the end stared at her. h. #collumlune #micropoetry
2013-08-31	like melted cheese burning to the touch, sticky handle her carefully h. #collumlune #micropoetry
2013-08-31	anhedonia if only the anger was gone h. #kellylune #micropoetry
2013-08-31	Tonight, my house is Mars~  Deimos and Phobos circle around~  avoiding pajamas~  and bedtime.  h.  #micropoetry
2013-08-30	Quiet ~  still, tight, warm, hard ~  pressure, wanting release ~  shouldn't, mustn't, want to, choose to~  release.  h.  #cinquain  #FridayFartPoem
2013-08-30	Two sick ~  babies, one sick ~  mommy tummy. Small voice ~ "I smell poop." "That's your cold dear." Bad ~  mommy.  #FridayFartPoem
2013-08-30	Here I sit broken hearted ~  paid my dime and only farted.  #FridayFartPoem  #MadMagazine  #IWishThatIHadWrittenThis
2013-08-30	Baby ~  boy's head on my ~  chest, fever hot on my ~  skin, all I can do now is to ~  hold him.  h.  #cinquain  #micropoetry
2013-08-23	I sit~ in a wooden~ chair holding my wooden~ belly, leaning to one side. One~ cheek sneak.  h.  #cinquain  #fridayfartpoem
2013-08-23	Even ~  Dr. Who felt ~  pity for this stinky ~  noisy runner of Davros, the ~  Fartlek.  h.  #lqw  #FridayFartPoem #cinquain
2013-08-23	Down for ~ a nap sleepy ~  boy, Eli, did you poot?~ I no poot Mommy, I only ~  farted.  h. #cinquain  #FridayFartPoem
2013-08-23	Small little bubbles~ rising in the nighttime bathwater~ little kids laugh.  h.  #CollumLune  #FridayFartPoem
2013-08-22	If you ~  looked inside, you ~  would see a hollowed out ~  shell, pretending there was more there ~  to give.  h.  #cinquain  #micropoetry
2013-08-21	The whole ~  world rests in your ~  two blue eyes I see a~  future in them but you are not ~  here now.  h.  #cinquain  #micropoetry
2013-08-21	Alone ~  with the darkness ~  a brain flooded awash ~ in errant neurotransmitters~  alone.  h.  #cinquain  #MicroPoetry
2013-08-21	Baby ~  boy asleep on ~  my back softly snores warm breath~  on my ear setting the world right ~  again.  h. #cinquain  #MicroPoetry
2013-08-13	Baby boy ~  falling asleep ~  spiders bark "that's me, mom ~  My poot, I farted." Yes Eli~  I know.  h.  #cinquain  #MicroPoetry    #fartpoem
2013-08-10	I dislike being around people and small breath mints.  I'm a Tic-Tacacogen.  #altwic
2013-08-10	Not having the leather jacket in her size, the associate offered assuage one instead.  My first edited #artwiculate  #AmIDoingThisRight
2013-08-04	I wonder what my husband's doing right now?
2013-08-04	I want ~  to stare at the ~  line of your shoulder while ~ the summer night gets hotter, it's ~  your move.  h.  #cinquain
2013-08-04	Spending ~  the day with you ~  has become a treat that ~  my body craves like oxygen.  h.  (I need two more syllables for this 2 b a cinquain)
2013-08-03	Your strong ~  body is my ~  one true addiction, one ~  from which I hope I never re~  cover.  h.  #cinquain  #micropoetry
2013-08-03	I want ~  to be alone ~  with you in the deep dark~  and slow in a way that stops ~  for us.  h.  #cinquain  #micropoetry
2013-08-03	I looked up one Golden Girls clip on YouTube  and I now know my future for the next 90 minutes.  More Golden Girls.
2013-08-02	Notice how the sun is always shinier, the rain is always more refreshing,  life is always more awesome on August 2?  #weekofawesomeness
2013-08-01	Honesty was~ never one of your strengths~ & still I'm disappointed~ my heart breaks ~  just like your last promise.  h.  @dVersePoets    #formforall
2013-07-31	To be ~  lost in you, lost ~  in us, is to be found. h.  #MicroPoetry  #humpdaypoetry
2013-07-26	Help! I'm at the bottom of a little kid dog pile. Send aspirin.
2013-07-25	So much~ meaning in one~ "huh!" and an angry turn~ small arms crossed, mommy's battle's all~ uphill.  h. #cinquain  @humpdaypoetry   #humpdaypoetry
2013-07-19	I hope ~  the last thing I~  ever get hear is ~  the sound of my name rolling from ~  your mouth.  h.  #cinquain  #micropoetry
2013-07-13	I believe I'm all tamponed out, y'all.
2013-07-13	The next stop, the tampon zone #FamousTamponQuotes
2013-07-13	Show me the tampon! #FamousTamponQuotes
2013-07-13	Now is the tampon of our discontent #FamousTamponQuotes
2013-07-13	It is better to light a tampon than to curse the darkness #FamousTamponQuotes
2013-07-13	I've bin ein tampon #FamousTamponQuotes
2013-07-13	We didn't need voices, we had tampons! #FamousTamponQuotes
2013-07-13	Go out there and win one for the Tampon #FamousTamponQuotes
2013-07-13	Happiness if a warm tampon. #FamousTamponQuotes
2013-07-13	It's a tampon!!!!!!!! #FamousTamponQuotes
2013-07-13	Tampons, why did it have to be tampons #FamousTamponQuotes
2013-07-12	Stayfree or die!!!!!!  #weaponsofmenstruation  #tampongate
2013-07-12	I don't think this is how the trickle down theory is supposed to work.  #weaponsofmenstruation #TamponGate
2013-07-12	If they take or pads, how do we Stayfree?  #TamponGate  #weaponsofmenstruation
2013-07-12	Oh, that's what they mean by "Red State"  #TamponGate
2013-07-11	Happy Birthday E.B.White He's dynomite! He's number one of those who are anti-bacon. h. Is this how you write a #clerihew ?
2013-07-11	Writing constipation. I want to write funny Nothing occurs and still I need to write. h. #frustration #cinquain #micropoetry
2013-07-11	a poem about wanting chinese food when there is none to be had at five thirty a.m. h. #cinquain
2013-07-11	they are sweet little things and they have ganged up on me creating perpetual chaos h. #cinquain #micropoetry
2013-07-11	Every ~  second is a~  struggle to stay something ~  that resembles a person not ~ a lump.  h.  #cinquain  #micropoetry
2013-07-11	Alone ~  in the night or ~  not a specter hovers at ~  the bedside watching, waiting for movement.  h.  #cinquain  #horrorormetaphor
2013-07-11	She will ~  never run fast ~  or far enough away ~ to escape the voice she gave her~  self doubts.  h.  #cinquain  #micropoetry
2013-07-10	She waits ~  watching the day ~  drift slowly to an end ~  and tomorrow she will do it ~  again.  h.  #cinquain  #micropoetry
2013-07-10	My girl ~  I longed to hear ~ your first words and waited ~  longer than I thought...how I love ~  your voice.  h.  #cinquain  #micropoetry
2013-07-09	Teaching my sweeties the right words for body parts.  Aoife: "I have a bulba!" Eli "Well, I have hictables!"  We have a version of this daily.
2013-07-09	Summer I can let them wake at midnight and sing "Mishka Muska Mickey Mouse! great mom here. h.  #cinquain  #micrpoetry
2013-07-08	He is ~  the light in the ~  center of my soul, he ~  gives me what I need before I~  need it.  h.  #cinquain  #micropoetry
2013-07-08	Watching ~ I wonder if ~  he knows he's already~  ahead of her hoping it will ~  never matter.  h.  sorta #Cinquain  #alottoputona3yrold
2013-07-08	Looking over today's tweets, I should maybe group them better by mood,  they were all over the place.
2013-07-08	Every ~  day I vomit ~ a new layer of my ~  cocoon around me shutting out~  my life.  h. #Cinquain    #fwf   @kellie_elmore
2013-07-08	Seven ~  years ago she ~  didn't exist, four years~  ago he didn't, look at what ~  we did.  h.  #Cinquain    #micropoetry
2013-07-07	How to ~ answer "how are ~  you?" Saying "fine"is a~  motherfucking lie. The truth is ~  too sad.  h.  #Cinquain    #micropoetry
2013-07-06	My sweet ~  girl and boy, they ~  change a little each day ~  and fifty years from now still my ~  babies.  h.  #cinquain  #micropoetry
2013-07-05	My kids are right, the word should be callipillar.
2013-07-03	Is it me, or does the emotiheart look like an emotipenisandscrotum  #amithelastonetonoticethis
2013-07-02	At times ~  I enjoy the ~  irony that I can't ~ find the right word to describe your ~  speech delay.  h.  #micropoetry  sorta #cinquain
2013-07-01	Never~ understood the~ true beauty of the whole~  universe until I saw you~ asleep.   h.  Inspired by my sweeties and @HastyWords tweet.
2013-07-01	Blue Blue Indigo Azure A primary color the pigment in your eyes The state of my soul ...now that you're gone. h. #micropoetry #napowrimo
2013-06-30	Is this the hashtag for Kimberly McCarthy? #stand4life
2013-06-29	All the~ nights she looked at ~  an unresponsive sky and begged ~  "fix me" with her prayer going ~  unanswered.  h.  #sortofcinquain #micropoetry
2013-06-28	Two times ~  the Pi such a~  generous day makes me ~  kind of like math. Y'all have a good ~  Tau Day!  h.  #cinquain  #TauDay2014
2013-06-28	Never ~  knew that small hands ~  using a fork would make ~  me so happy and proud every ~  day joy.  h.  #cinquain  #micropoetry  #myboy
2013-06-27	In an effort to protect the health of women,  today the state of Texas executed Kimberly McCarthy.  #Iwishthuswasajokehashtag
2013-06-24	I sit~  and listen to ~  my happy babies play ~  grateful that they're in another~ room h.  #cinquain (sort of)  #badmommy  #micropoetry
2013-06-24	I could ~  stare at the curve ~  of your neck for hours~  wishing I was kissing you there ~  instead.  h.  #cinquain  #micropoetry  #stupidmoon
2013-06-23	Evil ~  Insomnia ~  entices private thoughts ~  to frolic across my mind and ~  steal sleep.  h. #cinquain  #micropoetry
2013-06-23	Unheard ~  declarations ~  whispered into journals ~  at night...relief now and chagrin ~  later.  h.  #cinquain  #micropoetry
2013-06-23	Your name ~  in my mouth is ~  enough to thrust any ~  other words out of consciousness ~  Darrell.  h. #cinquain  #micropoetry
2013-06-23	The strength ~  of your arms traps ~  my attention and my ~  desire decimates any thoughts ~  not you.  h.  #cinquain  #micropoetry
2013-06-23	Wishing ~  we were alone ~ under the influence ~  of a large moon moving us to ~  embrace. h.  #cinquain #micropoetry
2013-06-23	The glow~  of your skin is ~ a beacon for all my ~  yearning and the reason I can't ~  sleep.  h.  #cinquain (sort of)  #micropoetry  #fudgingform
2013-06-22	Here, a~  Phoenix in mid ~  conflagration wondering ~  after, who arises from the ~  ashes?  h.  #cinquain  #micropoetry
2013-06-22	You're gone ~  too often and ~  work too hard. I spend my ~  days and nights waiting to touch you ~  again.  h.  #cinquain  #micropoetry
2013-06-22	The blue~  in his eyes are ~  the gravitational ~  center of which my universe~  revolves.  h  #cinquain  #micropoetry   #ilovemydarrell
2013-06-21	I once accidentally made my department think they were all fired.  #probablywhyI'mstillunemployed  #truestory
2013-06-20	Even ~ a simple trip~  to the dentist becomes ~  complicated when your girl has ~  delays.  h  #cinquain  #micropoetry
2013-06-20	Sometimes~ I'm so full of~  emptiness, there's no room ~  for anything else to come fill ~  me up.  h.  #cinquain  #micropoetry
2013-06-15	I love to end the day by reading the poetic exchange between  @AndreaThepoet  & @Eusebeia_Philos  :-)
2013-06-12	Somedays~ I am too tired~ for the good fight and I~ wish that someone would just save me~ from me.  h  #cinquain  #micropoetry
2013-06-07	I stand against rape culture. #RehtaehParsons
2013-06-01	Minutes ~  pass and she dies ~  inside while waiting for ~  her body to catch up lost in ~  sadness.  h.  #cinquain
2013-05-04	It's sweet ~ ice cold and brown~  slap your sweet mama strong ~ cool refreshing southern joy ~  sweet tea.  h.  #micropoetry
2013-04-28	@mypetshadow pancakes are so bad-ass
2013-04-13	the joy~ of parenting~ clenching mid-stomach yuck~ so toddler can pee in potty~ one john.  h.  #cinquain  #parenting  #brokentoilet
2013-04-13	so tired~ i want to sleep~ for one thousand-years and~ wake to a clean house and happy~ sweeties. h  #cinquain  #tiredmommy
2013-04-10	my sweet~ aunt with her kind~ gentle nature and her~ loving spirit. happy birthday~ love you!  h.
2013-04-10	your soft~ southern accent~ each day growing stronger~ want some paynut budder mama~ my boy.  h.  #cinquain
2013-04-09	joy is~ a word on your~ holiday cards yearly~ daily the meaning's forgotten~ so sad.  h.  #cinquain
2013-04-08	waves are~ so many things~ water sound emotion~ crashing around on through me. Come~ peace.  h.  #cinquain.  let's see if i can tweet a poem/day 2
2013-04-08	I think~ your daddy's in~ trouble for giving you~ a 2 hour nap right before~ bedtime.  h.  #cinquain  #NaPoWriMo
2013-03-12	Since I~ wrote Saturday~ about a shark and Queen~ Another One Bites the Dust plays~ in me. h.  #cinquain although it's really  #cinquainpractice.
2013-03-11	Trying ~  to write something ~  each day is challenging ~  spent a lazy Sunday with my ~  sweeties .  h.  #cinquain
2013-03-09	Michael~  Mama's baby~ killed for his skin color~ his mom wanted him remembered~ Remember.  h.  #cinquain  #MichaelDonald
2013-03-08	alone~  and I feel like~ I'll never be okay~ falling into to a hole and I'm~ alone.  h.  #cinquain
2013-03-07	Crap! I~  added extra ~  syllables trying to ~  learn #cinquains, and I tweeted them.~  Dammit!  h.  #micropoetry
2013-03-06	so tired~ can't sleep~ my baby's sick~ vomited on the bed~ ice pop magic sends him to sleep~ I wait.  h.  #cinquain
2013-03-05	Waking~ angry~ slamming the doors~ why do I keep it in~ instead of talking to you, I'm~ alone.  h.  #cinquain
2013-03-05	angry~ sleepy baby~ resisting attempts by~  mom to make everything okay~ slumbers. h.  #cinquain  #poetics  #thanksfred
2013-03-04	When the kids have the stomach yuck,& I'm knee-deep in sick,  I find a loose braid keeps my hair back &I feel stylish.  #unhelpfulhouseholdtip
2013-03-01	My favorite part of the long dive between Tuscaloosa and Mobile   is when my children very happily yell "look Mommy! That cow is pooping!"
2013-02-28	I love the magic trick of putting a baby too sleep by gently rubbing his face.  (works worth puppies too!)
2013-02-27	Proud mommy watches while tiny boy pauses movie and goes potty by himself~ if only he could do it&wear clothes at the same time. h.  #parenting
2013-02-26	Her anger is a tornado that sweeps through turning the house upside down  and leaves us all exhausted.  h.  #FWF on a Tuesday.
2013-02-11	Once upon a time ~  my son pooped in the potty ~  adult fairy tales.  h.  #haikustory
2013-02-08	Gentle morning sunrise~ listen to my baby's soft sleep~ contemplating life's meaning~ I'm pretty sure it's bacon. h.  #deepthoughts
2013-02-08	The sticky tape is broken~ my heart lies shattered~ 200 miles and I missed you by hours~ now to say goodbye~ at a memorial.  h.  #byechuck
2013-02-08	Bracing myself for a goodbye~ wanting you to have never been sick~ holding my broken heart together w/sticky tape.  h.  #byechuck
2013-02-06	hyperemesis~ from one little fuck~ for nine whole months~ I'm puking much muck~ labor arrives~ 1 puke to go~ out slides my girl~ I love her so.  h
2013-02-05	Can't find my phone~ and it worries my head~ cause i know when i find it~ all my TapFish'll be dead.  h.  return to #micropoetry
2013-02-05	1 am&feeling so bad~ b/c some fb douchebag~ insulted my dad~ yelled while typing~  a scathing retort~ would've also tweeted~ but the space is 2 sh
2013-02-03	Little guy&big sis~ looking carsick~ RUOK?~ then the vomit~ swerve off the road~ 22mi from home~ &look! There goes the light~ on the cop's dome.
2013-02-01	Sick little baby~ looks so sad~ mommy pls hold me~ my tummy feels bad~ snuggle at my shoulder~ held w/care~ a small twitch&then puke in my hair.
2012-06-07	talking to the nice stranger~ eating the nice lunch~ praying that i can hold the loud fart until it is all over.  h.  #micropoetry
2012-06-05	what frustrates you~ or makes you so angry~ so unhappy~ i don't understand why you can't tell me~ why do i think i can fix it?  h.  #micropoetry
2012-06-04	Tree frog visits my window~ every evening~ delights my kids~ eats some bugs~ visits me again~ later~ at night~ and watches Torchwood.  h.  #micropoem

2012-06-02	2yr-old's unspoken battlecry~ I'm in charge~ is only left unsaid b/c~ he hasn't figured out how 2 put those words together~ yet. h.  #micropoetry
2012-05-28	Watching them play~ sun streams~ illuminates skin golden~ highlights their curls~ I'm mesmerized by love~ shit r those plastic bags?  h. #poem
2012-05-27	6am and my sweeties are up~ climbing all over me~ mommy, i'm so hungry~ i give them my ipod with cartoons playing~ guilty sleep for me.  h.  #poem
2012-05-26	Smell of queso~ womanalone~ man shovelling in illegal burrito~ voicesoverlapping~ timerushing~ i don't want her to move away. h.  #FWF  #micropoetry
2012-05-23	I think a hot dog escaped somewhere in my backseat during the movie Saturday.  My car smells like fish :(. Where is that stupid weeinie?!!!!
2012-05-16	Confessions~ I <3 my sweeties~ tv made 4 people who were in their 60's in the 80's&90's rocks~ & I'vea profound relationship w/bacon. h  #poem
2012-05-11	my renewed job hunt~ seems to have stopped~ my #micropoetry~ doing both leaves me~  too naked.  h.
2012-04-25	The sticky tape is broken~ my heart lies shattered~ 200 miles and I missed you by hours~ now to say goodbye~ at a memorial.  h.  #micropoetry
2012-04-20	Bracing myself for a goodbye~ wanting you to have never been sick~ holding my broken heart together w/sticky tape.  h.  #micropoetry
2012-04-17	She was a cute baby~ w/hair of gold~ now she's grown &I feel so old~ 2 my sweet cousin Amanda~ I'd like 2 say~ hope you've had~ a happy birthday! h
2012-04-16	I won't be sad that you're gone~ I won't grieve&think howmuch I miss you~ I'll celebrate your birthday&be happy that I knew you.  h  #micropoem
2012-04-12	Watching my girl walk 2 her class~ is watching my baby grow up&away~ &a terrible joy stops my breath 1 moment as I rejoice and mourn.  h  #poem
2012-04-11	Quietwarmdarkness~ silence felt likea quilt~ smalldrowsy boy~ fights sleep w/closedeyes~ a longsound~ trumpeting~ whiteteeth shine~ Mommy I pooted.
2012-04-11	There is #poetry on a clothesline~ fresh sheets~ sunshine~ light breezes~ clothespins~ caterpillars~ happiness.  h.
2012-04-09	I could watch you dance all day ~  except that I want to join in.  #micropoetry
2012-04-06	Sometimes~ I look at you~ &myinsides tighten so~ I can't breathe~ &I don't care~ because rightthen~ loving you~ ismore important~ than breathing.  h.
2012-04-05	Dear Aoife~ You're the reason~ poets and lyricists~ rhyme "girl" with "world".    h.  #micropoetry
2012-04-04	OMG~ courtesyflush(cf)~ publicrestroom~ cf~ pottytraining~ cf~ thesmell~ cf~ nextstall~ cf~ "mommyitstinks"~ cf~ whywon'tucourtesyflush!  h.  #micropoetry
2012-03-29	Pudding.~  Chocolate pudding!  h.  #micropoetry
2012-03-28	No nap for me~ but the grumpy is long gone~ a sweet baby boy curled in my lap~ dreaming~ and bringing me peace.  h.  #micropoetry
2012-03-28	So friggin' grumpy ~  no #poetry in me today ~  maybe a nap will wake up a #micropoem.  h.
2012-03-27	Laundry on the line~ loves~ softness, TY breeze~ smell, TY outdoors~ fast dry, TY sun~ dislikes~ pollen, TY flowers~ shaking off bugs.  h.  #poetry
2012-03-25	Well I thought it was funny. #sixwords
2012-03-25	Old me~ slept late~ stretched across bed~ sometimes with a fella~ New me~ 6:30& awake w/a Mommy I sirsty~ & a pull on my hair.  h.  #micropoetry
2012-03-24	Why am I so sad~ why am I so anxious~ I'm so fucking tired~ all I want is~ to~ go~ to~ sleep.  h.  #micropoetry
2012-03-23	OK, I died, & I'm reincarnated as a cow. Is this a good thing?  & What does it mean that I want a double cheeseburger?   h.  #fwf  #microprose
2012-03-23	Grocery shopping for my m-i-l~ her list~ oleo~ candy~ manwich~ buns~ 5lbs. pot~ milk.~ Can I buy 5lbs of pot@the Walmart?  h.  SortaFound  #micropoetry
2012-03-22	What my son tells me in his sleep~ I don't want any vegetables~ if it weren't  cottoneyejoe~ hot dogs~ Daddy, go to the park~  he has no secrets.
2012-03-21	My sweet girl~ with her happy smile &~  her bright curls~ brings joy to~ everyone who lets her~ why do I get so frustrated?  h.  #worldpoetryday
2012-03-20	Their eyes well up~ the big tears roll down their cheeks~ their bottom lips poke out~ my heart melts~ all I want is to hold them close.  h.  #poem
2012-03-19	Parenting 101~ when his heinie becomes ticklish~ cleaning poo gets tricky~ it's time the little man learned about the toilet.  h.  #micropoetry
2012-03-18	Homemade juice pops~ dripping down little hands~ making faces sticky~ cooling us all~ hot southern days.  h.  #micropoetry
2012-03-17	Grumpy mommy~ trying to stay mad ~ wanting to play on phone~ 2 yr old sings"Funplex"~ &4 yr old dances~ I'm losing this battle.  h.  #micropoetry
2012-03-16	He flirts with me~ seduces me~ worships me with his body~ no interruptions~ no worries~ except getting caught.  h.  #fwf  #micropoetry  not my best
2012-03-16	My son at two~ sings~ talks~ laughs~ My daughter at two~ so quiet~ so unresponsive~ except when she laughed.  h.  #micropoetry
2012-03-14	No Moore~ getting a job by bringing people 2 hate each other~ no Moore~ us and them~ no Moore~ using God 2oppress people~ no Moore. h.  #micropoetry
2012-03-14	The average two year old speaks five languages fluently  at the same time,  all the time. #madeupfacts
2012-03-14	No poem today ~ I have had the time life greatest hits version of a virus.  aching sneezing puking coughing stuffed up head misery. h.
2012-03-12	Sweettea~ I am endlessly~ devoted to thee~ I never want 2 b~ where I can't see~ a gallon waiting 4 me~ really, this stuff is good!  h.  #micropoetry
2012-03-11	Trying to dim his light~ will not make hers shine more~ it will just dim his~ Look again~ recognize hers~ already blazes bright.  h.  #micropoetry
2012-03-10	I come home~ she runs up to me and~ with a hug says~ I'm a zombie~ aaarrrrrrr~ kiss my brains!~ My daughter~ my joy. h.  #micropoetry
2012-03-09	The joy of parenting~ the mad dash~ complete the project~ due tomorrow~ that you found out about this evening. h.  #micropoetry
2012-03-09	With only my feet left, I looked at the pieces of me and thought,  "how will I ever put myself back together?"    h.  #FWF  @kellie_elmore
2012-03-08	2Hyun Ju~ after lunch w/you~ I began2 see beauty anew~ a new world view~ no longer so blue~ I see more that is true~ thank you.  h.  #micropoetry
2012-03-07	My heart ~  no longer my own ~  is now carried around in your tiny hand.  h.  #micropoetry
2012-03-06	The best lesson I ever learned was everything is better with bacon!!!!!!!!  h.  #FWF not sure I'd call it #micropoetry
2012-03-04	I say the scary words~  from the dr.~  Major Depression~ Generalized Anxiety Disorder~  You say "Cheer up! You worry too much!"   h.  #micropoetry
2012-03-03	The joy of parenting~ I get to say~ "please don't lick my face with~ chewed up cheese cracker in your mouth."  h.  #micropoetry ?
2012-03-02	To Grandma: I wish you had met my babies ~  I wish I could be your sweet girl one more time ~  I wish you were here... h.  #micropoetry
2012-03-02	The hardest lesson I have ever learned was that  straining too hard on the toilet can make you faint!  h. #FWF  #micropoetry~not~thnx k elmore
2012-03-01	Laundry day ~  cleaning the lint trap~  reminds me of you ~ California ~  so far from Alabama ~  I miss my Matthew. h.  #micropoetry.
2012-02-29	The joy of housekeeping~  My house is so filthy~  if it were a movie ~  it would be a porno.  h.  #micropoetry
2012-02-28	Always so angry~ 41 years and holding it in~ the dam explodes and~ I drown in the floods of anger.  h.  #micropoetry
2012-02-27	All of the grime ~  none of the glory ~  My love for you ~  is like ~  a suppository.  h.  #micropoetry
2012-02-26	My heart breaks for you~ a Grandma gone leaves a hole that stays forever~ I wish I could do something~ so I'll love you harder.  h.  #micropoetry
2012-02-25	You're full in my heart ~  the miles between cannot diminish ~  the love I am sending you ~  ugh I sound like a greeting card.  h.  #micropoetry
2012-02-24	Lazy day ~ blowing off housework ~  hanging with my toddler~  he sweetly holds my hand to his face ~ "pick my nose Mommy."  h.  #micropoetry
2012-02-23	For Lent~ I give up self-condemnation~  being a dick to myself does not make me~ a better person~ it only makes me ~ a dick.    h.  #micropoetry
2012-02-23	#WBW I lie in the palpable silence~ the dark prelude~ poised for the eruption of sunshine that means my day begins~ when my babies wake. h
2012-02-22	Sometimes~ I just can't laugh~ at the things that~ scare me.  h.  #micropoetry
2012-02-21	The joy of parenting means~ I laugh w/my children when they sneeze long gangly snot-worms out their noses~ Although I gag too.  h.  #micropoetry
2012-02-20	I've started~ dreaming~ in poetry~ Is it the constant~ writing~ reading~ thinking~ Am I a poet~ Or is it the Rxcough med w/Codiene?  h.  #micropoetry
2012-02-19	Citing Adele and Alanis~ he dumped me~ "This will be good for your career, just think of the songs you'll write."~ But I'm an accountant.  h.
2012-02-19	Conversation at bedtime: I'm a zombie aarrrrrrrr!~ Raspberry my tummy!~ Go to sleep Baby Jaguar.~  I love my little girl.  h.  #micropoetry
2012-02-18	Depression has been lingering~ true~ but I haveno clue~ what to attribute~  watching every episode of He-Man~ all the way through. h.  #micropoetry
2012-02-16	Dancing Dave is a regular slave to the call of the boogie beat.  When his dancing shoes call he'll have a ball moving to the rhythm so sweet.
2012-02-15	Depression and anger~  suck the air out of my lungs and ~ I walk around a living corpse ~ waiting for what happens next.  h.    #micropoetry
2012-02-14	Dear sweet antiemetic~ my love for you is something kinetic~ To you all the gratitude~ all of the glory~ I only wish you weren't suppository.  h
2012-02-13	I love Adele ~  but I'm mad as hell ~  that I didn't buy her album ~  when it was on sale.  h.  #micropoetry ?
2012-02-12	What's with this rhyming~  it's all in the timing~  my #micropoetry it's a mess~  I am so blessed ~ that there's no exam.  h.
2012-02-11	Spinning circling circling spinning~ never knowing~ who I am~ how I am~ why I am~ never knowing~ only spinning circling circling spinning.  h.
2012-02-10	Having no middle name~ and wanting FB sass~ I chose the moniker "Funkygreenfungustoes" ~ which I now see sucks ass.  h.  #micropoetry
2012-02-09	Climbing the stairs~ Shannon asks me~ do your panties have red hearts all over them?~ Damn these white cullottes!  h.  #micropoetry
2012-02-08	My name's so provocative~  all bubbly and warm ~  with "bigger" and "lasagna"~  but, alas, no porn.  h.  #micropoetry
2012-02-07	Anger building ~  pulse is pounding ~  all I want ~  is to run away ~  I know I'll hurt you ~  if I stay.  h.  #micropoetry
2012-02-06	Buffy sure knows this~ bet Bella does too~ no matter how much~ you cuddle or coo~ vampires don't get erections. h.  #micropoetry
2012-02-05	Lips trembling,  he said goodbye, & I know my soul should melt  like fat rendered from bacon but... hey did someone mention bacon?  # micropoetry
2012-02-04	Voting year's here tempers r rising~  Don't care the hate they're inciting~ Ready for November& this to be done~  please don't b anti-woman.
2012-02-03	My sweet baby what do you want for breakfast ~  hotdogs ~ lunch ~ hotdogs ~  supper ~  hotdogs~ todo buy stock in  OscarMeyer.  h.  #micropoetry
2012-02-03	A daily poem here,  I'll try to post.  I think they'll rhyme  more than most  poems I usually do.  Shit, I really should learn Haiku.  h.