Once Upon A Time There Was A Girl
A long time ago, there lived a
miller with his daughter, a maiden.
She was quite lovely, but they were
alone and this
Worried the miller. After much pondering
he decided
That she should marry. But how to pick
her groom?
He must be of means, not a beggar or a
pauper or a robber,
But a gentleman, the first to come along…that
seems valid.
So, he’s worried, but thinks that the
first man in finery is a valid
Choice. Makes you wonder who will come
to claim this maiden?
Soon she was promised to a suitor
who sought to rob-her
Of her heart, but she did not like him. The reason was this
Whenever she saw him, she felt a secret
horror. He was bad, her groom.
However, there was nothing she could do,
it had been decided.
It would have been nice if her dad had
asked her before he decided
To marry her off to a stranger or at
least checked to see that the offer was valid.
Now she had to go to the center of the
dark woods to visit her groom.
She scattered peas and lentils to mark
her way, and walked all day, this maiden.
She reached a cottage with a bird at the
door. “Turn back! This
Is a murder’s house,” the bird
warned. Her fiancé was a killer and
robber.
He also ate people, and wanted to eat
her, according to the old housekeeper of the robber.
The maiden found the old woman deep inside of the cottage. She was tired of the carnage. They decided
To flee. A plan was made. Our heroine
hid behind a great hogshead and this
Was when she would discover if her trust in
the old woman was valid.
Because right then the murders returned
carrying a terrified young maiden
Who begged for her life. She drank wine
until her heart burst, forced by the groom.
The evil crew fought over her possessions,
a ringed finger was flung next to the groom’s
Intended. Quietly she fought the urge to heave up her
lunch. She really hated this robber.
The old woman drugged them and
soon the men slept. The girl vowed justice for the dead maiden.
The peas and lentils had sprouted and led
the girl home and soon she had decided
How to fulfill her promise. She showed
her father the proof. He agreed that it was quite valid.
Soon was her wedding day and at the
feast what happened was this…
The entire village was there, and each
person told a tale of that or this.
She was quiet until her turn and then
this story she told her Robber Bridegroom.
She said that she dreamt about peas and
birds, old and young women, cannibals and valid
Proof of a terrible crime. She then
showed a ringed finger to the robber.
He tried to escape. He lied and denied.
He and his cohorts were guilty it was decided.
They were all executed for what they had
done to many a young maiden.
And, here is the end of this story, a
tale of a nasty bad robber,
A hastily accepted groom and a girl not
asked before it was decided.
I think there’s a valid moral here:
never fuck with a clever young maiden.
heidi
written 2/20/13 for and submitted to Three Word Wednesday
The words for this week's Three Word Wednesday. The words for this week were
Heave, Ponder, and
Valid. I have been wanting to write a sestina lately (it has been over 20 years) and I thought a word prompt would be a good place to start. My original intention was to use the three words as three of my sestina words, but that didn't work out. I have also read some poetry posts on some of your blogs that have used fairy tales in interesting ways, and I really wanted to do something with a fairy tale. So, as you can see, I sestina-ed
The Robber Bridegroom. I apologize or the weird spacing, but I typed it in Word first and the cut and pasted and now it's wonky. It also automatically capitalized the first letter of each line and now I can't remember if that's what you're supposed to do...seriously, the last time I wrote one of these it was 20 years ago... and now
Copacabana is playing in my head.
