Tuesday, June 16, 2015

How to Lie When You're Hooked Up to Machines

According to the experts
You know
The Internet
You have to
Fuck up
Your baseline
Bite your cheek on the honest answers
Try to solve hard math
In your fucking head
While telling the truth

Is supposed to make
Your lies
Like they're

So this has been
Like a public service
For the five of you
Who visit here

Just in case


The more I read about lie detectors, the more they piss me off.

This is becoming the Things That Piss Me Off blog.


  1. I am proud to be one of your five readers and yes! I agree! I hate those damn things, save for the entertainment value on Maury Povich.

  2. I probably only count as like half a reader or something, but this is oh so apropos for me.

    Do the experts say anything about the years you take off your life stressing out in the days and weeks leading up to the "moment of truth?"


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