Dear Bone,
I know that
this seems like I'm pouting
for another loss
And it is
more than fair for you
to think that
But I promise
I've been doing the poem
a day thing
and that has
taken the total of my
daily word allotment
it has absolutlely
nothing to do with the
fact that I
have not drawn
one single mother fucking consonent
or that I
have lost the
last six stupid mother fucking
games we've played
it's the poem
thing, the daily poem thing
well documented here
So I hope
that you will accept my
most sincere apologies
and seriously I'm
NOT POUTING! I've grown since
the last time.
Fine, be that
way then. I really tried.
You read it.
There is no
pleasing some people. Always jumping
to wrong conclusions.
So...sorry...okay?
Just you wait mister, May
First...you're toast.
heidi
written 4/29/14 for my friend, Bone and for
I have been a very negligent WWF buddy this month. I hope Bone will forgive me. You would, right? Come on, a multiple Collum Lune apology? Of course you would.
I know that
this seems like I'm pouting
for another loss
And it is
more than fair for you
to think that
But I promise
I've been doing the poem
a day thing
and that has
taken the total of my
daily word allotment
it has absolutlely
nothing to do with the
fact that I
have not drawn
one single mother fucking consonent
or that I
have lost the
last six stupid mother fucking
games we've played
it's the poem
thing, the daily poem thing
well documented here
So I hope
that you will accept my
most sincere apologies
and seriously I'm
NOT POUTING! I've grown since
the last time.
Fine, be that
way then. I really tried.
You read it.
There is no
pleasing some people. Always jumping
to wrong conclusions.
So...sorry...okay?
Just you wait mister, May
First...you're toast.
heidi
written 4/29/14 for my friend, Bone and for
I have been a very negligent WWF buddy this month. I hope Bone will forgive me. You would, right? Come on, a multiple Collum Lune apology? Of course you would.
Well this is the most elaborate yet of your MANY excuses :)
ReplyDeleteMay 1, Bone. May 1. X-P
Deleteha - it's not easy doing that poem a day thing - and i think it forces you to cut back other things... luckily april's almost over...smiles
ReplyDeleteHi Claudia! I'm not sure I would last 31 days :)
DeleteYes, wonderful way to apologize! Very funny!
ReplyDeleteThank you Leovi!
DeleteHa!! Loved this! I'll bet my partners wonder where I have been too!!
ReplyDeleteThank you Audrey! I do have a bad habit of waiting until the game is about to kick me off before making my next move.
DeleteThis made me chuckle. and you're totally not pouting, BTW. ;)
ReplyDeleteThanks Barry! See, you'd accept this apology, right?
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