Personal Ad for The Doctor
Wanted: Traveling Companion.
Must be witty, intelligent, brave,
and accepting of diverse cultures.
Ability to think quickly in tricky situations a plus.
Must be able to flee for life if necessary,
and withhold the necessity of blinking on command.
Looking for a long-term committment, as I
am tired of goodbyes.
I am particularly fond of sassy women
and tin dogs.
Interested parties should send inquiry to
The Doctor
c/o the Blue Police Box outside your door.
heidi
written 4/19/13 for
Today's prompt was to write a personal ad. I hope I haven't offended any Time Lords or their fans.
reposted this poem 11/23/13 in celebration of The Doctor's birthday with this audio attached.
Wanted: Traveling Companion.
Must be witty, intelligent, brave,
and accepting of diverse cultures.
Ability to think quickly in tricky situations a plus.
Must be able to flee for life if necessary,
and withhold the necessity of blinking on command.
Looking for a long-term committment, as I
am tired of goodbyes.
I am particularly fond of sassy women
and tin dogs.
Interested parties should send inquiry to
The Doctor
c/o the Blue Police Box outside your door.
heidi
written 4/19/13 for
Today's prompt was to write a personal ad. I hope I haven't offended any Time Lords or their fans.
reposted this poem 11/23/13 in celebration of The Doctor's birthday with this audio attached.
So funny! I love "Doctor Who" and have often imagined travelling with him, like Billie Piper.
ReplyDeleteThanks Ally! A friend of mine shared a meme on facebook once that said "The four words every woman wants to hear: 'Hello, I'm The Doctor.'" I think it was pretty accurate for an internet meme.
DeleteGot it! My daughter and I recently watched a few episodes. If I was qualified I'd respond to this personal ad.
ReplyDeleteHoly cow! It would be so much fun to travel with The Doctor...maybe that's what makes the show so good.
DeleteI am a Time Lord, and I'd like to reassure you that we all thoroughly appreciate your ad, and we all fit the criteria too. We will drop by for an interview, if we can find the time.....
ReplyDeleteThanks for a real fun post.
Have a nice day.
Hi Sleepshort! I am so pleased that I have received a Time Lord stamp of approval. Have a nice day yourself!
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